In case you're wondering where the Independence Day themed porno is, I'll start by saying, too F'ing bad. Look, I dug through piles (metaphorically speaking) of dirty movies and there just wasn't one out there. Well, at least there wasn't one of any interest. I still decided to go with something as American as the day we use as an excuse to make things explode in the sky, This Ain't Happy Days XXX. If that doesn't scream wholesome patriotic fun, I don't know what does.
This Hustler porn parody does a great job of capturing the feel of the original show, complete with canned laughter. The cast looks great in their 1950's attire and hair. Even when they're fucking, they keep a piece of clothing on to remind us that they are indeed portraying characters. Anyone out there who fantasized about doing the Fonz, Joanie or any other loveable Happy Days character, this is your chance to indulge.
Beyond the quality of production value, the sex is fantastic in this flick. The first and last scenes really stood out for me. In the opening scene the guys are discussing their dating issues and ask Fonzie (appropriately played by Tommy Gunn) for a little guidance. They go into the boys' bathroom and The Fonz beckons two smoking hot babes, Riley Evans and Tori Black. As the threesome unfolds, the guys are still watching and learning in the background and the ladies team up for a quality double blow job to get the party started. From there, they get fucked from the professional that is Mr. Gunn, most notably in an uncomfortable yet impressive pile driver position. The girls tend to each other as they enjoy the deep dicking and all involved are happy campers. Fonze wraps it up by coming on their open mouths, which is followed by a teensy bit of come swapping, which may or may not be your thing. The scene is punctuated with an "AYYY".
The last scene in This Ain't Happy Days XXX also stars Fonzie. This time he gets to fuck one MILF-tastic Marion Cunningham, played by Racquel Devine. The sex is hot and Raquel's big tits look amazing billowing out of her white mom bra as she bounces up and down on Tommy Gunn's cock. After getting fucked like never before (sorry, Howard) Marion drops to her knees and takes Fonzie's jizz in her mouth and on her chin. Shortly thereafter, everyone walks in on them. Another "AYYY" and cut.
I can honestly say that I enjoyed this XXX parody for both the production value and the sex. I often find myself board with these types of pornos, so it was nice to get a few laughs as well as save this one for later viewing.
